UNDER THE CIRCUS BIG-TOP OF OTHER COLLEGES you'll find various career-essential rings such as "women's studies" (which won't answer Matt Walsh's question), and transgendering (if genitals are irrelevant to gender, why must they be mutilated?), and all matters communism (after all, they have to stem the tide of Americans fleeing to China, right?), and every other form of assailing the very premise they need: universal, objective truth.